Medical Aid

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."
"Mrs. Smith, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Smith, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Smith arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Smith asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which one is your husband's."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Smith.
"Normally we can, but your Medical Aid will only pay for these expensive Tests one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at the Medical Aid recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him!"

Darren Scott's Zimbabwe Embassy Prank Call

For those of you who missed this.

Enjoy

Van ...

Van has a Petrol station in Poffadder and was trying to increase his sales.
So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his
free sex.
Van told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.
The local guessed 8, and Van said,
"You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."

A week later, the same , along with his buddy George, pulled
in for another fill-up.
Again he asked for his free sex.
Van again asked him to guess the correct number.
He guessed 2 this time.
Van said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this
time."
As they were driving away, the local said to his buddy ,
"I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free
sex."
George replied, " Eishhhhh, it ain't rigged. My wife won twice last
week."